My Feelings For YOU

I can’t begin to describe
the feelings I have for You,
when You look into my eyes,
what it makes me do...

My lips begin to tremble,
My heart begins to ache.
My knees go weak and shaking,
My body begins to quake...

I’ve never really expressed myself,
My feelings I’ve kept in a jar.
But now, with You, I feel the need
to tell You what they are...

I feel Your presence when You're near,
And for Your touch my body cries.
But when You smile and walk away,
My heart and soul just dies...

You're my fantasy.
In the darkness of night,
I gaze at You
and hold You tight...

I open my eyes and look for You
at the breaking of the dawn.
But You're here only in my dream,
And once again You’re gone...

If I can’t have Your Love just yet,
I’ll wait till the end of time.
To Me, it will be worth it
to truly call You mine...

Bas Ek Baar...

रात में ख्यालों में आती हो तुम, 

कभी सामने आ कर भी तो देखो. 

हमारी तरफ रोज़ मुस्कुराती हो तुम,

बस एक बार हम से बात कर के तो देखो.

हमारी नज़र बहुत कुछ कह देती है, 

कभी हमारी नज़रों को समझ कर तो देखो. 

हम से दोस्ती का रिश्ता है तुम्हारा, 

बस एक बार हम से दिल लगा कर तो देखो. 

हमारी बातों ने तुम्हारा दिल कई बार बहलाया है, 

कभी अपनी बातों से हमें हँसा कर तो देखो. 

मुझ से मिल कर अनजाने में दिल में बस गयी हो, 

बस एक बार हमें अपने दिल में बसा कर तो देखो. 

तुम्हें अपनाने के लिए हर इम्तेहान देंगे हम, 

हमें कभी आजमा कर तो देखो. 

तुम कहती हो कि बहुत मुश्किल है तुम्हें अपनाना, 

बस एक बार हमें अपना बना कर तो देखो. 

हर मुश्किल राह भी आसान हो जायेगी, 

बस हम पर एक बार ऐतबार कर के तो देखो. 

हम तुम्हें ज़िन्दगी में हर ख़ुशी देंगे, 

बस एक बार हम से प्यार कर के तो देखो.

Stupidity Unlimited

A very wise person has said

Stupidity has no limits. Intelligence has !

I guess this "wise" person had been "stupid" for some time and its his experience that's speaking ;)

There are some instances when even the wisest of the people ask you such a stupid questions that you feel like answering them in the weirdest way possible.  Everyone acts stupid at times. You, me, everyone ! In fact, these moments when recalled in future bring a smile on everyone's faces.

I am enlisting a few of such stupid questions that are asked in the most obvious situations along with their weird answers. Have a read and have a laugh ! 

SITUATION: At the movies, When you meet acquaintances / friends...

STUPID QUESTION: Hey, what are you doing here?

ANSWER: Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...!

SITUATION: In the bus, a heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…

STUPID QUESTION: Sorry, did that hurt?

ANSWER: No, not at all... I’m on local anesthesia… Why don’t you try again?

SITUATION: At a funeral, one of the teary-eyed people ask…

STUPID QUESTION: Why? Why him, of all people??

ANSWER: Why? Would it rather have been you?

SITUATION: At a restaurant, when you ask the waiter...

STUPID QUESTION: Is the “Paneer Butter Masala” dish good??

ANSWER: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

SITUATION: At a family get-together, when some distant aunt meets you after years…

STUPID QUESTION: Munna / Chickoo / Bunty (or whatever your nickname is), you’ve become so big.

ANSWER: Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

SITUATION: When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

STUPID QUESTION: Is the guy you’re marrying good?

ANSWER: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…. It’s just the money I'm marrying him for.

SITUATION: When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

STUPID QUESTION: Sorry. were you sleeping?

ANSWER: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you dumb witted moron?

SITUATION: When you see a friend / colleague with evidently shorter hair…

STUPID QUESTION: Hey have you had a haircut?

ANSWER: No, its autumn and I’m shedding…

SITUATION: At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

STUPID QUESTION: Tell me if it hurts...

ANSWER: No it won't. It will just bleed...

SITUATION: You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…

STUPID QUESTION: Oh, so you smoke?

ANSWER: Gosh, it’s a miracle... it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames !!!

If there was a certificate like this for every stupid question asked, we would have lots of people boasting about the number of certificates they have ! Even I would have a few of these too... :D

We-The Makers

All of us are artists. We are the makers. Without wasting much space and time i would like to put forth some of our marvelous works. Great men/women composed songs and we altered the lyrics. We have a song for each situation and if not, well, each one of us is capable of modifying the existing ones to suit our interests. Take a look.

1)Original lyrics:

teri pyaari pyaari soorat ko kisiki nazar na lage,
chashmebadoor...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ki nazar na kage,
chashmebadoor...



Modified version:
teri kaal kaali soorat se kisiko darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ko hi darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...


2)Original lyrics:
dil ke jharokhe mein tujhko bithakar,
yaadon ko teri main dulhan banakar,
rakhunga main dil ke paas,
mat ho meri jaan udaas...

Modified version:
kachre ki balti mein tujhko bithakar,
upar se plastic ka cover lagakar,
rakhunga gutter ke paas,
usmein se aayei baas...

We dint even spare the the nursery rhymes.

1)Original rhyme:
Jack and Jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail pf water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

Modified version:
Jack and Jill
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water,
god knows what they did up there
and came down with a daughter.

2)Original rhyme:
Johnny Johnny??
yes papa??
eating sugar??
no papa!!
telling lies??
no papa!!
open your mouth...
Ha Ha Ha!!

Modified version:( in marvari)
Kalu Kalu??
Ke baapu!!
khod khaadi??
ni baapu!!
jhooth boliyo??
ni baapu!!
baako faad...
Ha Ha Ha!!

P.S: The readers are invited to add any more such innovations.

Aisa Kyun Hota Hai...?

हर पल मेरा दिल तुम ही को याद क्यों करता है? 

जब तुम दूर जाती हो, दिल क्यों रोता है?

जब तुम पास आती हो, एक ख़ास एहसास क्यों होता है?

जब तुम मुस्कराती हो, दिल क्यों खुश हो जाता है?

ऐसा क्यों होता है...?

तुम्हारा दुख देख कर दिल क्यों दुख सा जाता है?

जब तुम नाराज़ रहती हो, सारा जहां नाराज़ क्यों लगता है?

जब तुम कुछ कहती हो, दिल क्यों उसे मान लेता है?

तुम्हारी खामोशी को भी दिल क्यों समझ लेता है?

ऐसा क्यों होता है...?

तुम्हारी आवाज़ सुन कर दिल क्यों बेताब सा हो जाता है?

जब तुम मेरा नाम लेती हो, दिल क्यों जोर से धड़कता है?

जब तुम सामने आती हो, दिल क्यों खिल सा जाता है?

जब तुम मुझे देखती हो, दिल क्यों तुम्हारा हो जाता है?

ऐसा क्यों होता है...?