Wednesday, May 5, 2010

We-The Makers

All of us are artists. We are the makers. Without wasting much space and time i would like to put forth some of our marvelous works. Great men/women composed songs and we altered the lyrics. We have a song for each situation and if not, well, each one of us is capable of modifying the existing ones to suit our interests. Take a look.


1)Original lyrics:

teri pyaari pyaari soorat ko kisiki nazar na lage,
chashmebadoor...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ki nazar na kage,
chashmebadoor...



Modified version:
teri kaal kaali soorat se kisiko darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ko hi darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...


2)Original lyrics:
dil ke jharokhe mein tujhko bithakar,
yaadon ko teri main dulhan banakar,
rakhunga main dil ke paas,
mat ho meri jaan udaas...

Modified version:
kachre ki balti mein tujhko bithakar,
upar se plastic ka cover lagakar,
rakhunga gutter ke paas,
usmein se aayei baas...

We dint even spare the the nursery rhymes.

1)Original rhyme:
Jack and Jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail pf water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

Modified version:
Jack and Jill
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water,
god knows what they did up there
and came down with a daughter.

2)Original rhyme:
Johnny Johnny??
yes papa??
eating sugar??
no papa!!
telling lies??
no papa!!
open your mouth...
Ha Ha Ha!!

Modified version:( in marvari)
Kalu Kalu??
Ke baapu!!
khod khaadi??
ni baapu!!
jhooth boliyo??
ni baapu!!
baako faad...
Ha Ha Ha!!

P.S: The readers are invited to add any more such innovations.

6 comments:

  1. good one partner !!! a true crappy post :) lives upto the name.... a gr8 comeback post !!

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  2. @garima-2 gd...dam sweet post......keep it up..keep updtng crapo...

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  3. @ankit.. lolzzz... crap is the USP for crapologists innit??
    thnxx..

    @shruti..
    thnx.. yes v wil try to update crapo more often... thnx agn!!

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  4. hilarious post :D
    i wanna add up one dat of the doha, original says
    "Kaal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab, pal mein parley hoy ri bahuri karega kab"
    New version:
    "Aaj kare so kaal kar, kaal kare so parso, itni bhi kya jaldi hai jab jina hai barso."

    Good one, keep writing :)

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  5. @rashmi.. thnx fer d comment!! n yes dat ws anodr gd 1!!

    @BK Chowla sir...
    sry sir bt i cudnt undrstnd d comment!!

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