All of us are artists. We are the makers. Without wasting much space and time i would like to put forth some of our marvelous works. Great men/women composed songs and we altered the lyrics. We have a song for each situation and if not, well, each one of us is capable of modifying the existing ones to suit our interests. Take a look.
1)Original lyrics:
teri pyaari pyaari soorat ko kisiki nazar na lage,
chashmebadoor...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ki nazar na kage,
chashmebadoor...
Modified version:
teri kaal kaali soorat se kisiko darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ko hi darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...
2)Original lyrics:
dil ke jharokhe mein tujhko bithakar,
yaadon ko teri main dulhan banakar,
rakhunga main dil ke paas,
mat ho meri jaan udaas...
Modified version:
kachre ki balti mein tujhko bithakar,
upar se plastic ka cover lagakar,
rakhunga gutter ke paas,
usmein se aayei baas...
We dint even spare the the nursery rhymes.
1)Original rhyme:
Jack and Jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail pf water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.
Modified version:
Jack and Jill
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water,
god knows what they did up there
and came down with a daughter.
2)Original rhyme:
Johnny Johnny??
yes papa??
eating sugar??
no papa!!
telling lies??
no papa!!
open your mouth...
Ha Ha Ha!!
Modified version:( in marvari)
Kalu Kalu??
Ke baapu!!
khod khaadi??
ni baapu!!
jhooth boliyo??
ni baapu!!
baako faad...
Ha Ha Ha!!
P.S: The readers are invited to add any more such innovations.
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ReplyDelete@garima-2 gd...dam sweet post......keep it up..keep updtng crapo...
ReplyDelete@ankit.. lolzzz... crap is the USP for crapologists innit??
ReplyDeletethnxx..
@shruti..
thnx.. yes v wil try to update crapo more often... thnx agn!!
hilarious post :D
ReplyDeletei wanna add up one dat of the doha, original says
"Kaal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab, pal mein parley hoy ri bahuri karega kab"
New version:
"Aaj kare so kaal kar, kaal kare so parso, itni bhi kya jaldi hai jab jina hai barso."
Good one, keep writing :)
Crap?
ReplyDelete@rashmi.. thnx fer d comment!! n yes dat ws anodr gd 1!!
ReplyDelete@BK Chowla sir...
sry sir bt i cudnt undrstnd d comment!!