Happy Independence Day !

August 15 - its not just a day in a calendar, its an occassion...

India - its not just a country that I live in, its a way of living.

Independence - its not just a word, its a feeling.

Freedom - its much MUCH more that what it actually means.

To me, August 15 is a day of pride, its a day of feeling superior. Its a day when our country came into existence. I am proud of being born as an Indian. I am proud to be a part of a nation with such a rich cultural heritage. I love India. :)

Happy Independence Day to all the readers. Don't just take it as a holiday, feel blessed to be independent. Celebrate your freedom. Celebrate the sense of independence.

Jai Hind ! Vande Mataram !

Rajinikanth ROCKS !

Rajinikanth is the great Indian super hero. For more details, just "google" him. Here are some glimpses of what this super hero can do. And YENNA RASCALLA, no one laughs while reading this. MIND IT !

1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
3. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
4. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
5. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
6. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
7. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
8. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
9. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
10. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
11. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
12. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
13. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
14. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
15. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
16. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
18. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
19. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
20. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
21. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
22. Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
23. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
24. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this a personal insult.
25. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
26. When Rajinikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
27. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call !!!
28. Rajinikanth can hit 16 runs in one ball.
29. Usain Bolt runs faster coz he is very afraid of Rajinikanth.
30. When anyone shoots on Rajinikanth, he can break the bullet by his blade.
31. Rajinikanth doesn't need a gun to shoot a bullet, he just throws it with his hand.
32. Rajinikanth can be the highest goal scorer at a football game being a goal keeper. He can score goals from goal kicks!
33. Rajinikanth can create typhoons with his legs.
34. Rajinikanth can stop a tsunami by just blowing it away by his mouth!
35. Rajinikanth can clap with one hand.
36. Rajinikanth can sleep with his eyes open !! 
37. Rajinikanth's hands are longer than law ! 
38. Rajinikanth never appeared for an exam. Exams disappeared with the fear of Rajinikanth.
39. When its pouring from the sky, its not heavy rains, its Rajinikanth crying when he's upset.
40. There are some things humans can't do. For everything else, there's Rajinikanth.

It happens only in India !

Yeah !! These glitches can happen only in Indian movies.... Have a look !

Baghban:

Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, i.e. From March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September! 

Lagaan:

Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie. 

Amar Akbar Anthony:

Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person. 

Awwal Number:

Dev Anand is an omnipotent genius -- former cricketer,captain, army chief, commissioner, you name it. And Aamir Khan carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!

Khalnayak:

The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen! Something that office team will be interested in)

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America . Well, well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways. That Time Jet Airways wasn't an International Flight. Or else we say that Movie was Pre-launched?

Raja Hindustani:

Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. After tying the knot, she acquires waist-length hair overnight. What a hair-raising experience!

Raja:

Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri Dixit. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call an autofill!

Guddu:

Manisha Koirala and Shah Rukh Khan are seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land on a glider. What a switch above sea level!

Tere Mere Sapne:

Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an electrical technology thesis by B L Theraja. What an electrifying interest!

Thats all for now !! Enlist some more if you can... :P

PS: To avoid non-posting and post frequency issues, I've merged Good For Nothin' and Crapologists... Now GFN will have blended posts !!

PS2: This post can be taken as a space filler !

A Testimonial... by Accident ;)

GUEST POST BY SHRUTI SOLANKI

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This is a piece of crap. Ironically though, it says a lot of nice things about dis stupid boy..:p AYM (Angry Young Man)... :p

There is this guy I know
who puts up a great show
Funny, witty and friendly is he
As patient as patient could be


Sometimes serious, most times fun
Everything is packed into one


He makes you smile in times of despair
Now that is a quality so rare
Ever ready with a helping hand
If you've fallen, he'll help you stand


He's rekindled imaginations almost fifty times now
And each time he made us go "Wow!"
May he always be there
to wash away the sorrow
And hey Mr.ANKIT RATHOD

u better pay me by tomorrow.:P 

(JUST KIDDING!!!)

Words of Wisdom!!

Dear readers,

I know have been regularly irregular in updating our blog. I apologize for that. This will continue for some more days as I am busy with admissions and other work.

Well, this is more of a letter to all of you than a normal write-up. This is something I want to share. While running about from college to college and meeting up with various people, last week while I was a in a meeting with one of my dad’s colleagues, i got attracted to a diary. I will put down the contents of the diary first and then would elaborate why it was worth publishing on the blog.

• A goal properly set is halfway reached.

• Good plans shape good decisions.

• Where there is love there is life.

• Winning is not everything but the effort to win is.

• Aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.

• Don’t find fault, find a remedy.

• Every second in your life is of infinite value.

• Nothing lasts forever, not even your troubles.

• Better late than never, but never late is better.

• Strength is your inner will not your physical capacity.

• Desire is the secret of every man’s success.

• Time heals all grief which reason cannot.

• The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

• Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for tomorrow.

• The best way to predict future is to create it.

• Have faith in yourself, all power is in you.

• Imagination is the beginning of creation.

• Getting ready is the secret of success.

• An inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.

• A man’s real happiness is in contentment.

All of the above a re those things that we all know and we all tend to forget amongst the entire hustle- bustle in life. When I read these lines, I could feel a connect. I felt as though I have lived each of these at some point of time in my life. At 21 I feel so. For all of us, we have our own set of experiences, good or bad, and at those times we have knowingly or unknowingly convinced ourselves, using these words of wisdom, to move on, given the situation. There might be many more of these. Many more which we need to remember but don’t.

Here is a request. Readers please share with us if you know something that can help motivate us and continue working towards our goals in life.

Yours sincerely,

Garima ranawat.